{mood: picky}

I don't like the term werewolves. They are not people who were wolves, they're people who are wolves. They should be called arewolves. (or to be exact aresometimeswolves)

{mood: denial}

Do the Chinese have Scrabble?

{mood: happy}

I bet when elephants laughs so hard that water comes out of its nose, its no big deal.

{mood: annoyed}

Ughhhh. My little sister came home today all high and mighty because she got the "Gretel" part in Hansel and Gretel. The play that shes doing. The reason she was all high and mighty was because she beat her rival Sarah Cambert.  Who played a bush instead. My parents said that its great that she got the part and then asked how many lines she had. "Lines?" My parents explained that when you're in a play you have to remember certain things to say. She said nothing but wondered off grumbling how Sarah Cambert had "won this round,"

{mood: Thoughtful}

I wonder what they call them? Cold pockets or cold Hot pockets?

Looney bin

I always wondered why the looney tunes wore gloves? Do they commit horrendous crimes together or are they just germ freaks?